“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
TIME FOR THE JOKES, YA?
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
It’s okay, he didn’t either. D:
THANK YOU! I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!
Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
When your favorite song comes on
At first you are like
Then you’re like this
Then you’re dancing like this
All of THIS!